The Now Legendary TootPosted January 22nd 2008 by Badcore.
Let it be known that I am now capable of talking the toot on the legendary Front Page of myth and legend. This is cause for much rejoicing and as such I announce that today, the 22nd of January, is now Thor Van Camp Day, and will be a national holiday. It is also now The Law that everybody shotgun at least six pints of lager over the course of the day.
I trust this will go down with The Man On The Street very well.
In other news Dae needs to stop being a fatboy and make a comments thing for this bizzle.
Goodbye Blue MondayPosted January 4th 2008 by Dae
A taxi two trains a bus a plane and God help me is it good to be home. The highlight of the trip was an encounter with Stansted airport security officials enforcing the new rules on bringing aboard liquids. Ended up draining a hip flask in the middle of the departure lounge under the unblinking eyes of the built, balding security guard and a bevy of amused bystanders.
It is in any case 2008 which if you ask me is an improvement on 2007 in at least as much as it just sort of sounds better, you know. Anyway thanks to all you faggots who made this Christmas as good as it was. I should be in England again for a couple of days in February for my 21st.
P.S. In celebration of finishing my gay essay, here is a still from Barry Lyndon ("putting it on the front page so I can look at it more"):
OiNK & tv-links: neva4getPosted October 26th 2007 by Dae
Condolences too to the poor bastards who got canned. Not that they could even charge the tv-links operator with anything. As well arrest Google; see g2p for the potential legality of their links. Apparently the mistake made by these individuals was basing their operations in a country that gives a shit. They can't actually prosecute the sites that physically host the links on tv-links, you know, the ones that are actually breaking the law, because, well, I guess it's a lot less work to don riot-gear and get to profession'ly chastisin' some poor nerd from Cheltenham or, in OiNK's case, let loose the malnourished office-jockeys in the computer crime department for a one-off jaunt to Amsterdam to beat on some unfortunate stoner's server rack.
It all comes across as a bit pathetic. OiNK had about eighty thousand active members. That's compared to some eight million knowing downloaders of unlicensed music in the UK alone, as of four years ago. I mean, we're living in a world where around one in ten eight year olds illegally download music. Apparently some people still aren't getting this. It's become laughably easy to watch and hear shit for free. Fuck off the guys at least trying to maintain some of the quality of the product and get to making that product something worth paying for.
Cue open-source totally automated de-centralised invite-based torrent software. As LimeWire proved, you'll have trouble arresting a program.
lessons learnedPosted October 15th 2007 by Dae
pix plsPosted September 21st 2007 by Dae
i got bored opening an ftp client every time i wanted to upload a picture (too stubborn to use imageshack or fagbucket - what the hell is the point in having a website if you have to use other people's) so i got the img section going. go login and try it on for size
i offer this as further proof that sometimes i do things