Laugh it up
Posted February 25th 2008 by Badcore.
It is a fact well known to those who know it well that Cantlin's birthday was a time of much merriment and celebration. Fatboy really came through this year, offering what was without a doubt a twenty-first birthday party involving quality films.
Highlights include Paul finally passing to Cantlin a Zippo; an uncomfortable hunk of metal that he had been keeping up his ass for five long years, and me referring to Cantlin as fatboy, fathead, and various other terms that imply that he is so Goddamned fat.
He really is.
Swear to God.
Have a rockin' 21st year, Dae.
Stand and Deliver
Posted January 26th 2008 by Dae
I'm on the radio tomorrow, 18:00-22:00 GMT, playing pop. When the time is ripe, click to listen.
edit: if you're interested
The Now Legendary Toot
Posted January 22nd 2008 by Badcore.
Let it be known that I am now capable of talking the toot on the legendary Front Page of myth and legend. This is cause for much rejoicing and as such I announce that today, the 22nd of January, is now Thor Van Camp Day, and will be a national holiday. It is also now The Law that everybody shotgun at least six pints of lager over the course of the day.
I trust this will go down with The Man On The Street very well.
In other news Dae needs to stop being a fatboy and make a comments thing for this bizzle.
Goodbye Blue Monday
Posted January 4th 2008 by Dae
A taxi two trains a bus a plane and God help me is it good to be home. The highlight of the trip was an encounter with Stansted airport security officials enforcing the new rules on bringing aboard liquids. Ended up draining a hip flask in the middle of the departure lounge under the unblinking eyes of the built, balding security guard and a bevy of amused bystanders.
It is in any case 2008 which if you ask me is an improvement on 2007 in at least as much as it just sort of sounds better, you know. Anyway thanks to all you faggots who made this Christmas as good as it was. I should be in England again for a couple of days in February for my 21st.
P.S. In celebration of finishing my gay essay, here is a still from Barry Lyndon ("putting it on the front page so I can look at it more"):
